smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I'm drive I can fine osifer
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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