so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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