you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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