She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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