im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
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