your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
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I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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