Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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