well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
false alarm, still single
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