Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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