There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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