U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Drunk is not a location!
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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