Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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