Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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