fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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