he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
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Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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