im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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