She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Damn victory sex feels great
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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