I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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