32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
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I am naked and annoyed.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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