Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
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i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize