told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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