Non-Jews are for practice
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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