He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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