you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
It's just like the Real World with babies
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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