I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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