I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
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somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Randomize