I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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