On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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I wish drunk me came with subtitles
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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