i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
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Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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