I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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