Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
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dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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