And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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