Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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