she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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