let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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