Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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