um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
we should paint friendship bongs
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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