I wish my penis had an off switch
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
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You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
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