wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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