420 ftw
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
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Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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