My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
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HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
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I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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