Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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