Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
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75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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