if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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