Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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