I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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