this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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