Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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