I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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