when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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